dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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