this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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