Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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