I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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