What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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