Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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