i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Is Oprah even human
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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