i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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