my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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