Apparently you make a good broom.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Michael Bay diarrhea
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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