Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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