help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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