What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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