You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
This is not my ceiling
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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