we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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