wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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