I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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