apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
did i walk over a car last night?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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