Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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