he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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