I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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