Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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