Just mADE A PArabola og urine
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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