Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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