Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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