I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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