I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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