why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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