I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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