Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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