Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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