You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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