My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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