so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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