Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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