and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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