I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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