No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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