you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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