I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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