love makes seman taste better
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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