well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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