i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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