ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
