another moral hangover. fuck.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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