am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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