if you like me you must not know who I am
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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