No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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