I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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