guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Everclear isn't food dammit
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
