she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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